- Mom: Why is your room always so messy?
- Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
Mason Dash Disick - 2 - Open
Mason Dash Disick, born december 14, 2009. Kourtney and Scott’s son.
When you're running and you ACCIDENTALLY hit your PINKY TOE on a piece of FURNITURE →
At First you’re like:
And then you’re like:
When you're watching you're favorite show and you have to pee →
You’re like:
But the moment it cuts to a commercial,
And you run to the toilet like:
After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like
While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like
But then you make it in time so you’re like
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